Wish Charlie Sheen was my Dad

My man Charlie. This guy is great. He is the what a real man should be. Hard drinker, womanizer, woman beater, hooker customer, rich, famous, and the inability to ever land long durations in jail. This man is absolutely invincible when it comes to the Law. He just shows up to court puts on that infamous Charlie Sheen smile and everyone melts over him. If I had a wife I would purchase his sperm to peregrinate her so I can have a Charlie Sheen I can call my own.