Public Transportation

Because of my inability to follow the law I must now take public transportation. My free rides all been ridden out and now I have to succumb to getting around by the bus. It is not so bad if you don't have to wait in the freezing cold for a late bus or happen to miss a bus by 15 seconds while it is raining cats and dogs outside while you are running beside the bus yelling at the stupid fucking driver to stop for a minute. But if you can get by that its pretty cool. You get to see the inside of your city or area and find all the beautiful and interesting people who live in your area.
For example the "fat people who don't like to take baths", the "I lost all my teeth five years ago and I'm going to keep on smiling to let you all know" people, the "I have five kids from all different fathers and I don't like to discipline them when they run around and scream" people, the "lets talk extremely loud on my cell phone and act bad ass so people think I'm cool" people, the "Just go out of the mental hospital" people, the "going to rehab" and "coming out of rehab" people, and so on and so forth.
Also while waiting for the bus you meet a lot of great people like one of my favorites the "can I have a dollar for the bus I never take" people and the "can I have some change I am not a bum" people. You know if they would just ask me for a dollar with out the lame ass excuse I would give them one every fucking time. Then what is even better that I love because they hold my ass up from getting on the connecting bus or miss it all together is the "Where did my money go or can anyone break a twenty dollar bill?" people and what is even better about them is it happens to them all of the fucking time.
Then you got the bus drivers a whole different kind of people. They are mostly cool and laid back but some are real fucking assholes. I guess having to deal with some stupid people or having to deal with people that give them attitudes they now all think everyone is like that. I had one talk to me like a child and told me to hold on til they come back around and pick me up on the opposite side. Now technically if I wanted to be an asshole (which I am) I had a 30 day bus pass and I can use the bus as much as I want. But I decided to listen to the cunt and put on a big smile when she came back around 20 minutes later. She was surprised I was still there and she was surprised I was still smiling. See you got to fight bullshit with friendliness.