The Love Of My Life

This is the girl of my dreams and also the one who is going to be my wife. She is the greatest woman I have ever met. I can not go a minute with out thinking of her. I constantly try to imagine her before I sleep in hope that she can be in my dreams. She is what makes me look forward to the future. I can not find one imperfection of her. I love everything about her from the top of her head to the end of her feet. Her beautiful smile and soft exotic eyes make my heart melt with that strong emotion of love. I will do anything for this woman and I will shower her with love for the rest of our lives.
I love you Phuong and I will always be the perfect husband, friend, and lover.
Anh yêu em vợ của tôi.

Congrats To Nick and Mika

I would like to say congratulations to the two most wonderful people in the world that I am lucky enough to call friends. Nick my closest friend that I have known before I knew that being nice gets you a lot further in life and Mika the most beautiful and kind hearted woman who has given my friend Nick the gift of undying love are now soon to be parents to a beautiful and healthy child. These two will be the best parents any child would be lucky to have. And with their both artistic and give every minute in life all you got way of living this child I imagine will grow up to be extraordinary. I love you two with all my heart and even though we are far apart I will always be here for you two and your child. Much Love to you both and the greatest gift that life could give and that to be your soon to be child.

A Battle You Don't Want To Lose

All men will know this battle that will put any man into shame when lost. And that is masturbating with out an orgasm. How degrading or frustrating it is to beat your meat to almost get to the point of climax then lose it. It has happened to everyone I don't care who you are. I have a very healthy sex drive and my little soldier can always hold his salute but some days you just don't have it. And then the tough decision you have to make to give up and pull up your pants and walk away from it is the toughest. Your dick even looks depressed all beat up and still filled with blood that was rushed to it for your hard on. You don't even feel the same after, you just have to put your head down and give your head a slow shake of disappointment.
But the most horrible of these phenomenons is when you are almost about to shoot and you get that throbbing that sends your life liquid flying but instead on the second throb it just gives way and your dick becomes absolutely flacid and take my word it is better just to give up then to try again because it will take a lot of time to get to nut again.
A tip from a pro masturbater masturbation shouldn't take that long especially when you are a veteran. You should just pull down your pants and in two minutes be done with what you want unless you are trying to kill a couple of hours or you want to play and see how long you can keep with out busting. So here are some tips to get you to what you need and fast -
1. Start to think about sex before going to the pornography
2. Know exactly what porn you want to see
3. Rub the shit out of your knob and the beginning of your neck (the most sensitive spot)
4. Get to the good scenes in your chice of porno and if you have a fetish go with that porn to watch
5. Don't lay down while masturbating sit up like in a chair
6. Once you get that hard on and build up cum like your about to shoot after rubbing your knob from step one start to give your dick strokes with full slides but never let your hand go beyond the beginning of your knob.
7. When you feel cum start entering the pipes move slightly with your hips in any direction this throws you off balance of your sitting position. This for some reason sets off something that is equivalent to having the nitrous button in your car
8. Don't ever give up once you get that build up and I find once you get that build up like your about to shoot a load hold it like your trying to stop your piss and keep doing it until it just explodes.
And these tips should get you to a time under four minutes. Log in next time for to learn about using anal toys to give you a special nutting.

My Obsession with Asian Women

Well I have an addiction and I plan on keeping it for awhile. I am addicted to Asian women. I grew up around a lot of Asians and my first crush as a kid was an Asian girl. All sorts of them too. Big ones, small ones, ugly ones, fine ones, stupid ones, geeky ones, and so on and so forth. It is an extremely strong fetish for me. They just turn me on and I can never get sick of them at all. I believe they are God's greatest creation when it comes to women, he gave it all he got when it comes to these girls. But I have not yet been able to have one as a lover. This actually leads to a funny story of mine.
So there is this older Vietnamese woman (my favorite of the Asian nationality) who I just love. She is in great shape and she is petite with a slamming body and such a cute ass that you don't really find on Asian women (sorry girls but it is true). Plus she is all together a great girl. So I have been trying for years to get close to her. While I was getting close to her I came to realize how cool of a person she is and we just became the infamous "F" word (friends). So sex is now out of the question. My dreams were a little shattered but a good thing came from this - she introduced me to her niece.
One day she asked me if I was interested in marrying an Asian girl. I thought at first - great I am going marry a woman so she can come into the country. So she showed me a picture and it blew my mind away. She was so incredibly gorgeous. So I thought I will give it a shot. So we started to e-mail each other now and then. The more I came to know her the more I started to fall for this girl. I also found out she didn't want to get married at first which was great because I know she was not just using me for a citizenship.
This girl is the girl of my dreams. She is an excellent painter, a great singer with such a beautiful voice (she sings me a song every weekend when we talk on the phone), and she is so kind hearted. I hit the lotto on this woman. She stole any type of love I have for any other woman and all I can think of is her. Everyday all I think of is her and it is great to be in love which I have never experienced before. We have been talking for two years now and I have not been with a woman since (as long as the women in pornography doesn't count). Plus this relationship was built on communication and not mistaken through what I think is love through sex (which I am not knocking down).
It is funny how the world works and how my life goes. I am going to Vietnam in August to marry her. I figured a marriage would probably work better through not knowing a person at all and one from a whole different culture then one that you do know because most of the marriages that I have seen where the people knew each other has ended badly. But this is how far my love for Asian women has led me - to go all the way to Vietnam to marry one.
Oh yeah learning Vietnamese is not that easy one word could mean several different things by just the way you say it. But I am looking forward to this experience and finally being able to touch the woman of my dreams and be able to know what she smells like, feels like, and tastes. I didn't intend that to be in a sexual way even if the people that do know me would not believe that at all but really I've fallen head over heals for this girl. Many thanks to the Gods for granting me this opportunity and I promise I will never have a tear fall from my lover's face. I love you with all my heart Phuong.
PS. the picture above is not her but my favorite porn star Asa Akira, I don't have a picture of my wife on this computer I will post one of her later. But hey check out Asa Akira she is awesome at making what she does look good.

Obese Individuals Taking Cah-Cah in Small Spaces

Yes it has been quite some time since I have blogged, I have been very busy and I have some extensive catching up to do. One thing that I would like to start with is why do fat people like to shit in small spaces. Take me as an example, I am far from large but yet the more open space I have in a bathroom the better I feel. If I had to take a pick from a large spaced stall to a small space stall I'm most likely going to go with the large spaced one. Now I have a few fat friends. And I have noticed every time they go and shit they go to the small spaced stall all of the fucking time. Is it some type of comfort zone thing. OR perhaps it is for them to brace themselves against the walls to help endure the tedious amount of shit coming out of their ass from gorging all god damn day.
Yes it is funny how I pick these things up. So I decided to go do some research and take a shit in a small spaced stall. Frankly it sucks. For one everything is so fucking close to you which you don't want when it comes to public bathrooms. Second is that when you have to go and open the door or close it your all rubbing your shin over the rim of the toilet (fucking yuk). So I am uncertain why a fat man shits in small spaces. But I do know when it comes to main public bathrooms the handicapped toilet is the last one you want to use for good sanitation because everyone loves pissing in the retarded reserved stall and getting piss everywhere.

Trajic Comedy

There are a great number of comedians out there. There are also a great number of comedians who are no longer with us. Most of these comedians have met an end by force, violence, drug addiction, or suicide. What is the relation with great comedians and the funny persona they use as a curtain to hide behind. Most of them are really depressed or fucked up people. Could it perhaps be that a comic sees life differently then we do and they tend to over analyze things opening a door of realization that they just can't stand. Or would it be the lifestyle of a comedic that drives them to this demise because of a life full of spotlight and when they are not at their peak it is quickly taken away. Or they know they are better than most people and the can't stand to talk to normal people almost going on an intellectual level. I write about this because one of my favorite comedians Artie Lang has just tried to commit suicide by stabbing him self nine times. He was a drug addict but usually when you see him he is a cheery dirty man. Chris Farly died by an overdose of all sorts of drugs. Talking from experience of being an addict myself people don't get that high with out trying to escape from something. It is sad how such good talent is haunted with troubles. I would like to have a moment of silence for all the great jokers who have left us.