People Who Become Professionals But Not Through Degrees

My work is awful for this. I guess if you never went to school and you want a quick degree in Engineering then come on down to my place. We have like three Engineers and there is only one real one. The other ones just been around for awhile and now been sworn in in the gang. I'm mean really we work with some really important shit here lets not take advice from the man who built his whole working area out of plastic and Teflon. No lie its like being inside a Barbie house with out all the furniture painted.
Then we have another one who claims by moving a certain object in a confined space that is totally controlled is the reason why everything is messing up. Mind you before you could shake the shit out of it and throw in some dog shit to spice things up and it would do little or nothing to the experiments. Now we are going for such simple solutions I'm about to make up a dart board with some ideas and when they have a question just give them a dart and tell them to go wild.
This really wouldn't concern me except when my time is wasted moving a certain pipe over and over and over with out any new results then to ponder on it for awhile then have my ass dragged back into playing hop scotch with some fittings.
If anyone owns a company feel free to take any advice from anyone it is great to get an outside look onto things but when you are going for some critical idea crunching get the people with the degrees.

Need To Take a Large Chill Pill

Have you ever come across someone who is so miserable. Like anything will set them off and it seems when they wake up the world has to do something to fuck up their day. Like someone when you ask them how it is going they reply by telling you how much they did not want to wake up to another day in the shitty existence they call life. They could perhaps be a victim of suicide soon but I believe once they have reached that far nothing you do or say is going to change that. So just steer them in the way of committing a clean and quite suicide to help out the poor bastards who have to clean up the mess or the poor mother that has to find their child's brain splattered on his Twilight poster.
I have this one guy I work with who I believe is on this path. He hates everything that has to do with any type of excitement or fun. If you go out drinking with him he becomes more miserable by the drink. Even if you pay for him he will still bitch of how he is so fucking poor.
So anyways the other day I needed a drive back home from work because the bus was not going to come through where I was for another hour and a half. So I asked him for a drive. At first everything went well until someone cut in front of him then did not speed up. The bitterness began to come out at no level of dieing down and just snowballed into a tornado of hateful feelings and words. He began by saying how much people sucked at driving which had started this onslaught of ferocity then to end with how he can not change himself into someone who he is not so another person can love him. Mind you this was all with in five minutes and I really never talk to this guy for this reason.
I'm not the happiest person in this universe but this man takes the cake when it comes to being such a fucking "Wino". Jesus Christ man take a deep breathe into a paper bag or swallow some fucking Valiums. To be that upset at everything is not healthy. He reminded me of that depressed mule on Winnie the Pooh but who had mood swings like a steroid abusing professional wrestler. If anyone you know or if someone who is reading this is like this please just lighten the fuck up the worse you make things the worse shit is going to get. Just change and let the bad shit flow under the bridge everything is not going to change in a day but everything will get better. And if not just get drunk and rent a hooker, if you are worried about diseases you don't have to penetrate them.

How Far Sex Can Drive A Man

I am amazed of how empowered the human male is when it comes to sex. We will go through great lengths and adventures for it. If it was not for the sex I guarantee many people would not be that much into sports, because what the hell is the point of making a goal when you are just going to get slapped in the ass by your team mate (Homosexuals don't need to comment).
We will change our whole look and persona to come to the approval of the female we are after. We would also fight each other to the death and back stab people over this craving. Women need to begin to understand just how much they can really fuck us up.
For example when a man does not get sex he starts to slowly lose his mentality. I have seen this first hand and experienced this myself. The early signs of this are
1. Agitation
2. Lack of Sleep
3. Compulsive masturbation
4. Very touchy torwards other people
5. Hostile to any ideas or suggestions
These are not yet bad and can be treated early. But once men fall into a deeper hole which they can not get out things begin to worsen, and these signs are
1. Very picky when it comes to women even though they have not been laid in months
2. Denial (One of the major issues, everyone needs sex if they say they don't they are full of shit and should seek medical help right away)
3. Start to collect animals usually a lot of cats
4. Play a lot of video games online
5.Join Live Action Role Playing Scenes (such as pretending to be Harry Potter)
Then comes the next step which is ultimately bad and there is usually no cure, these signs are
1. Stalking
2. Serial Killer
3. People who go to How To Get Laid Support Groups
4. People who cry while you drink with them
5. People who love the outdoors with out any human interaction for the rest of their lives.
6. People who look stuck in a generation that is way outdated. (People with 80's hair-dos)
When you come across these people please call your local law enforcement. Usually they will have some one tied up in their home or have done some serious sick shit.

G.I. BLOW

Hands down what a bad fucking movie this is. I was also a fan when I was younger and I was expecting over the top action here... But Jesus Christ this was a bad movie and way over the top. For one they tried to throw in every plot and twist in the GI Joe franchise like this was going to be their only one, unfortunately I know there will be two. Now you would expect this to be out of controll but it seems they went over board on some CG's and cut back on other ones. So one scene you'll be like that was fucking awesome and then on another your like when did sand look like liquid (check when they fly over the desert).
Also I know this is a kid's movie or a teenage movie but the acting was horrible and man do I mean horrible. First off the character who plays Joe can't act for shit anyways, and second Marlon Waynes you think would throw some bone of acting but nope he threw that out the window as well and perhaps his career.
I can't even begin to tell you how much more this sucks, please don't see it so they will not think about bringing in a second one right away.

Further Apologies

I would like to apologize for my last post to the obese who think I'm picking on them. If your fat that is quite fine, I was talking mostly of bull-shitters who think they actually do stuff they don't. I love fat people, you all are jolly and I would have not lost my virginity if it wasn't for you. So for all you fat people out there - eat to your heart's extent or til your arteries fill up and clog.

The I am Better Than You Generation

I have become quite awestruck when I came across how many people out in this world today believe they are better than everyone else. It is like they had some confidence pudding with their Wheaties this morning. Now I am not talking about the alpha humans like Lance Armstrong who should have the right to think they are better than everyone else, but I am talking about the no good useless pieces of shit who some how think they run the world now.
If anyone comes across these loafs of shit please tell them what they can not see for some fucking reason. That they suck. I even have a couple of Friends like this who don't do shit but seam to bitch about how hard they work and how much shit they get done. My fucking ass! If they worked a tenth of what they say they did they wouldn't have a 38 waist line and stretch marks around where their tits and armpits meet. So please put these people in their place when you come across them. When you smell bullshit call it the fuck out and call it out loud.