Got no Tylenol. Your a Jehovah Witness and you can't take any medical assessment. Well look no further I have something for everyone and also a method that can kill two birds with one stone and some potential future offspring. Masturbate to your heart's content. When you orgasm your body sends out some pretty heavy duty pain killers known as endorphins and oxytocin (notice all the good drugs start with oxy) that well... make you feel like you scored some great heroin. So don't think about yourself being a pervert because your a chronic masterbater - you just have an addictive personality which you can blame on on an alcoholic parent. This could also explain why men become sometimes distant after an orgasm not because they noticed they thought more with their genitalia than their brain - its because we are having major withdrawals from the natural drugs that evolution so kindly through into us. So my advice if you got the shakes (snicker) grab and pull (snicker) the hair off the dog that bit yah.
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