Thursday, September 3, 2009

Winnie The Pooh Doesn't Want to Fuck with these Bees


Well not only does Japan make uniquely great fetish porn but they also produce freaky giant flesh dissolving hornets. No fucking lie. Also known as the Japanese Giant Hornet or in scientific terms the Vespa Mandarinia Japonica or known on the streets as those Bad Ass Mother Fucking Bees. They are most commonly found in the mountainous areas of Japan and these bees don't like intruders. Think you can outrun these fuckers? Unless you can run like the flash and well clear 50 miles in which these bees can travel up to in one day and also have avoided their cytolytic peptide or flesh melting acid which they shoot in your eye which also contains a pheromone like substance that attracts their other gangster brothers I recommend avoiding the hiking trip to the mountain. You think the Killer Bees are bad, compared to these fuckers it makes them look like ladybugs.

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